INT. VIDEO RENTAL SHOP
VASCO, accompanied by a SMALL CHILD, walks up to the counter looking lost. Two of the CLERKS take a step backward before he says a word, and the third CLERK is transfixed to the television set, watching reruns of “Friends”.
VASCO
Excuse me, do you have Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure?
One of the clerks rolls her eyes.
CLERK 1
Pee what?